I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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