The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
