And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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