I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Two words: nipple clamps
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