I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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