she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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