:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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