I love black thongs
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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