Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
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puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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