Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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