SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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