plz talk dirty to me
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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