I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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