Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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