D3 body, D1 cock
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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