will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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