She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
The Olympian is in my bed
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
