I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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