make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
