He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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