I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Randomize
