Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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