so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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