So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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