office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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