"it" just moved
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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