i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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