i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
