Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I am midnight drunk by noon
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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