she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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