It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
