Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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