I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize