you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I wear drunk well.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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