I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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