I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
she peed on how many people?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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