I think my fart just growled at me.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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