uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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