Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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