their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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