hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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