Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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