The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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