it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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