Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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