sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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