I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm at about main and main street
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
