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I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he fucked my hip out of place.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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