Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
so much tequila, so little girl.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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