So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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