A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
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