More tranny stories later!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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