doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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