I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Boobs are out for the taking
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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