I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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