winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
40s are totally the cure
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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