My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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